Tuesday, May 16, 2006
OK, it's a horribly unlikely possibility that you'll be murdered, but it could happen and it's up to you to take a precaution. So have plenty of photos of yourself taken, in your nicest outfits, and leave them where the police can find them. That way, they can give a decent selection to the media and you won't forever more be gurning out of the newspapers in a taupe polyester shirt.
# posted by Krypto @ 3:29 PM 
